So I got to the VA this morning and Kami went the rounds with the usual "what do you need today?" I quickly exclaimed that I need a husband and after a suggestion was made that I go over to the U campus and scout out the meat there and call with progress notes every hour, I was dubbed monitor of the halls here. I may have to do as suggested and tarry through the streets of Salt Lake. "I will rise now, and go about the city in the streets, and in the broad ways I will seek him whom my sould loveth: I sought him, but I found him not." (See Solomon's Song 3:2 )
Kami and my fellow VA buddies were not hesitant to boldly state that wearing these oversized lab coats is not exactly the most stunning attire with which to entice the young available men. Kami did however, mention that there is a certain fella that shows himself around these parts who is polygamist yet loaded. I think I will let him keep the chase after her although I don't think Kami is the type who wants to be 'caught.'
(SIDE NOTE: In my opinion, Kami is fine and dandy doing her own thing and sees no need for some dude to come along and mess it up. I could be wrong.
With the help of our very own Michelle, who really ought to do a double major in fashion and design, I was able to transform my oh so sexy worn out stained lab coat that is 4 sizes to grande for me into the most astonishing, form-fitting, and head turning enticement that the VA has seen in all 9 years Kami Hanson has been here. Pictures will be posted for admiration at a later time.
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